Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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