Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
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It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
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I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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