have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
there is glitter all over my balls
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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