I want you more than these girls want KFC
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
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Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
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The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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