"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
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if we break up, who will get the dealer?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
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Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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