I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
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Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
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James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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