I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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