well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
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All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
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I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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