omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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