you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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