So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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