Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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