Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
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going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
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I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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