So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
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