that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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