How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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