this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
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Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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