Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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