my soul wont recognize me after tonight
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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