ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
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He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
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I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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