Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
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