either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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