So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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