i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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