i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
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This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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