I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
You need Xanax blowdarts
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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