Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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