You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
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Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Just invented taco cereal.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
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I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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