you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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