I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Come see our sink grown plant.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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