office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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