quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I just want to make out with him forever
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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