what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
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Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
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He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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