He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
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I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
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If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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