I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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