Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
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4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
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Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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