I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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