I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
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Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
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Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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