i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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