dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
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no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
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I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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