Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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