I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
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we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
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I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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