Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
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He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
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It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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