check it out our google latitudes are spooning
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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