the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
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I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
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It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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