Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I wish i was in the wii world.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
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the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
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I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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