so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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