So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
