I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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