have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
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WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
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Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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