question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
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How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
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Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
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