the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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