i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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