My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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