hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
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But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
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My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
How does it feel to date your dad?
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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